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So about 2 days ago while in Columbus GA I learned that Cristiano Ronaldo was being sold to Real Madrid (shitdrid) for 80 million pounds which is like 130 million dollars. My favorite player in world football is being sold to the highest bidder and at first I was incredulous but now I dont give a fuck!

Ronaldo is a fuckin idiot! I've known if all alone and Hazel has told me he was a fag and I've never admitted until NOW! He is a fuckin loser and I hate him! Real Shitdrid have broken the previous transfer record for the Great Zidane TWICE already once for KAKA and now for CR7 and I hate it!!!!!! Affer A MILLION interview of him saying that he "was staying at the greatest club in the world, Manchester United" he has now sold himself to the highest bidder! Wat a fuckin FAG!!! He is so gay and I hate him! I hope Real rot in hell and that Ronaldo does SHIT with Real!!! United are the best and He is an idiot for leavin US!!! 

Sir Alex Ferguson will surely have a great replacement for Ronaldo but there is no hiding in the fact that he will be missed by lots of United fans and especially by ME! He ignited my love for United and he is my favorite player of all time but now seeing leave my fav team is just  a kiler! I will also adore him but now he will be a rival!! I hate him for life!!! Now Rooney is the future of UNITED and he is a great future!! I just hope that Sir Alex will keep his great judgement and get someone worthy of the #7 shit just Like  Best, Cantona and Beckham before Ronaldo! 

Here's to United's great future AFTER Ronny! GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED!!!

I LOVE AND MISS PAZOR!!!

 

Today Manchester United (the greatest team on Earth) lost against FC Barcelona in the Champions League Final. 2 goals from Eto'o and Messi sealed a convincing win for the Bleaugrana. United just didn't show up to the game and Barca with their slick passing and infinte possession were just too good for us.

But that is now in the past and next season will hold more success for United cuz we are a great team with the best players in the world and the greatest manager ever. So congrats Barca but United will ALWAYS be the best team in my eyes, in my mind and most importantly in MY HEART!!!

Tomorrow May 27th, 2009 is the UEFA Champions League Final between Manchester United and Barcelona at the Stadio Olimpico in Rome. The two best teams in Europe (and arguably the world) will be battling it out to see who claims the most prestigious prize in European football. To say that I'm excited and totally nervous would be a huge understatement. Tomorrow will be a day full of anticipation, nail biting, anxiousness, worry and if United can repeat their triumph from last year it will be a day full of ecstacy and unbridled joy.

All I can say for now is "Come on you Reds!"

Today the end of a journey that started seemingly a billion bazinga years ago has ended. I'm talking about Manchester United's journey to retain the Barclays Premier League Trophy! It all started with a 1-1home draw against Newcastle United back on August 17, 2008 and ended today May 16, 2009 in a 0-0 draw against Arsenal fittingly at our home and fortress, Old Trafford!

Like Liverpool manager Rafa Benitez back in his infamous rant in January all I want to show here are FACTS. So to begin, with this latest trophy Manchester United have equalled Liverpool's record of 18 English Championships, which Liverpool have not won in 19 years now, FACT. Sir Alex Ferguson's classic quote of "knocking Liverpool off their FUCKING perch. And you can print that" has more or less been accomplished and in an interview right after the Arsenal game he said that "we'll be back to do it next year" which would surpass Liverpool's number of league titles. Another FACT!
With this title Sir Alex Ferguson becomes the most successful manager in Scottish and English history with 31 major trophies, FACT!
When Sir Alex Ferguson took over United in November 1986 United only had 7 League titles. He has now won it 11 times as compared to Rafa Benitez who has yet to win one, FACT!
Liverpool's last major trophy was won 3 years ago...United's last trophy was won a little over an hour ago, FACT!

All in all MANCHESTER UNITED RULE! The scousers can suck it!!!

This is how I feel about United's success!!!



LULZ!!!

If I had the power to control the future...on May 27, 2009 Manchester United would win in a dramatic final 3-2 against Barcelona. Ronaldo would score from a crazy 40 yard free kick...then Iniesta would link up with Messi, Xavi, Eto'o, Pique, Pep Guardiola and Victor Valdes for the equalizer...LOLZ...you gotta know football to get that one...anyways...then Scholes would unleash a screamer like he did in the semi-final second leg against Barca last year. Then Messi would dribble his way around the United defence for ANOTHER equalizer and after that at the last minute of stoppage time in the second half Wayne Rooney would unleash a killer of a shot with his right foot after an inch perfect pass from Micheal Carrick to totally blow everyone's minds and to secure that Manchester United become the first team since Milan in 1990 to succesfully win the European Cup two seasons in a row.

:sigh: You know what they say...a boy can dream!


Here's a fucking Historical pic of 3 United old boys together in the same room. From left to right: Gary Neville, I don't think I have to say the one in the middle but W/E...it's David Beckham and lastly Ryan Giggs. These guys all started their careers at Man United and we're part of the "Class of '92" which also includes the likes of Paul Scholes, Gary's brother Phil and many other young United players that are now famous footballers








I wonder why Hazel thinks Ronaldo is arrogant. LULZ!!!




YEAH!!!! We is heading to the FINAL!!!

Hey everyone or just Hazy...cuz Im sure ur the only one who's reading this. I just finished watching one of the GREATEST shows of all time!!! Freaks and Geeks!!! WOW! Is all I have to say about it. Wat a great show! I almost cried during the last episode cuz I really didn't want the show to end! Everything about it is great! The characters, the story everything! Its no wonder Apatow, Franco, Rogen and the rest of the people on the show are now stars! I wonder wat stupid studio exec decided to pull the plug on it, I'd like to tell him to kiss everyone of the freaks and geeks out in the worlds ASSES!!! Did that make sense? It did to my but in other words whoever decided to cancel the show should just GTFO and STFU!!! Anyways, I'm out. gotta sleep. Work tomorrow...wack!!!

I dont give a damn bout....well you know the rest!!! ;)

Wuzz up wats happenin??? LULZ!